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Staff Descriptions

• Outgoing Personality
• • Always going out of the office
• Good Communication Skills
• • Spends lots of time on phone
• Average Employee
• • Not too bright
• Exceptionally Well Qualified
• • Made no major blunders yet
• Work is First Priority
• • Too ugly to get a date
• Active Socially
• • Drinks a lot
• Family is Active Socially
• • Spouse drinks, too
• Independent Worker
• • Nobody knows what he/she does
• Quick Thinking
• • Offers plausible excuses
• Careful Thinker
• • Won't make a decision
• Aggressive
• • Obnoxious
• Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs
• • Gets someone else to do it
• Expresses Themselves Well
• • Speaks English
• Meticulous Attention to Detail
• • A nit picker
• Has Leadership Qualities
• • Is tall or has a loud voice
• Exceptionally Good Judgement
• • Lucky
• Keen Sense of Humor
• • Knows a lot of dirty jokes
• Career Minded
• • Back Stabber
• Loyal
• • Can't get a job anywhere else