Witty
Responses If You Are Caught Sleeping
- "They told
me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is
just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in the last time management course you
sent me to."
- "Whew!
Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
- "I wasn't
sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "This is
one of the seven habits of highly effective
people !"
- "I was
testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
- "Actually
doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) we learned at the
last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
- "I was
doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you
discriminatory towards people who practice
Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why
did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
- The coffee
machine is broke...."
- "Someone
must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
- "Boy, that
cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off!"
- "Ah, the
unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
the workaholic!"
- "Wasn't
sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands."
- "Amen"
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