Signs
You're Not Cut Out to Be in Customer Service
- You are
extremely polite, relentlessly cheerful,
stunningly competent and startlingly
efficient.
- Your company
sells software. You think that has something
to do with flannel pajamas.
- The other
waiters say that "tips" stands for
"To Insure Polite Service," but you
prefer to interpret it as "Tinkle In
Potato Salad."
- You: "To
tell you the truth, I have no clue where the
toy department is." Your employer: Toys
'R' Us.
- "Your call
is important to us, but you'll have to call
back during the non-shredding hours of 5:00 P.M.
to 8:00 A.M. Thanks for calling Arthur
Andersen."
- Your lack of
competence made an impatient Winona Ryder
stuff her size-zero selection into her bag
and make a break for it.
- That "RTFM"
tattoo on your forehead.
- Old football
injury left you with a permanently-extended
middle finger.
- Your idea of
"resolving customer disputes"
involves rubber gloves, a tube of K-Y and a
live armadillo.
- You enjoy all
of God's wonderful creations. Except, well,
people.
- Flatulence is
okay, but not into the receiver.
- At your last
job processing detainees at Guantanamo Bay,
you made the prisoners cry.
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