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Project Managers

• If you get in my way, I'll kill you!
• • ideal project manager
• If you get in my way, you'll kill me!
• • somewhat less than ideal project manager
• If I get in my way, I'll kill you!
• • somewhat misguided project manager
• If I get in your way, I'll kill you!
• • A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
• If get kill in will way I you.
• • dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
• I am the way! Kill me if you can!
• • messianic project manager
• Get away, I'll kill us all!
• • suicidal project manager
• If you kill me, I'll get in your way.
• • thoughtful but ineffective project manager
• If I kill you I'll get in your way.
• • project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
• If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
• • project manager from New York
• I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed.
• • project manager who is about to get in big trouble
• If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
• • weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
• If I kill me, you'll get your way.
• • pragmatic project manager
• Kill me, it's the only way.
• • every project manager to date.
• If we get in each others' way, who will get killed?
• • An utterly confused manager