Have you ever worked
in an office where someone insisted upon listening to
their voice mail using the speaker phone (at full
volume, naturally)? It can really begin to bother you
after a while.
I found a fairly
easy fix for that, though. I have my wife call his
desk when he's not there and leave a message like
"Hi, this is Candy from 1-900-HOT-BABE. You
haven't paid for the 'toys' we sent you, you naughty
boy. You wouldn't want me to come over there and
spank you, would you?" It is the last time you
hear that particular speaker phone, I can assure you.