The Macy's One Day
Sale Flu.
The Drivers License
Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.
The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early
Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
The I'm Looking for
a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to
Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then
Mysterious Infection.
The My Boy/Girlfriend's
Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To
Come In To The Office Disease.
The I Need a Hair
Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments
Bout of Influenza.
The There's No
Federal Holidays for Two Months, and I Want a Day Off
Sickness.
The It's Spring
Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again
General Ailment.
The I've Screwed Up
Royally, and I Won't Come In To Face the Music
Terminal Illness.
The I Really Am Sick
and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed
Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It
Infirmity.
