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Reasons
Not to Work
- They can't
garnish what you don't make.
- Your life no
longer compares to those annoying Dilbert
cartoons.
- Chance to meet
exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and
do the Full Monte)
- Sleep all night
. . . Sleep all day!
- Much like a
Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!
- If you push its
buttons the wrong way, the remote won't cry
sexual harassment.
- Underwear and a
pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional
Attire".
- Reruns of Chips
only shown during regular working hours.
- It really
pisses off the in-laws.
- The only glass
ceiling she'll be complaining about is the
mirror over your bed!
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