Signs You
Have Nothing To Do At Work
- You've already
read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
for 2002.
- You discover
that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces images of Elvis.
- You've figured
out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
- You decide to
see how many Mountain Dews you can drink
before the inevitable explosion occurs.
- People come
into your office only to borrow pencils from
your ceiling.
- No longer
content with merely photocopying your hand,
you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
- You now require
only a single can of cola to belch the names
of all seven Dwarfs.
- The 4th
Division of Paperclips has overrun the
Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has
called for reinforcements.
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