Reasons
to Go To Work Naked
- Your boss is
always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!"
- Can take
advantage of computer monitor radiation to
work on your tan.
- Inventive way
to finally meet that hottie in Human
Resources.
- "I'd love
to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
- To stop those
creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
your blouse.
- You want to see
if it's like the dream.
- So that -- with
a little help from Muzak -- you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated
resume.
- Splattering
grease from deep fryer is really hard to get
out of your uniform.
- People stop
stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them.
- Diverts
attention from the fact that you also came to
work stoned.
- Because setting
the nation's monetary policy and keeping
Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate
balance.
- Keeps that
snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.
- Because the
President insists when Hillary's out of town.
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