More
Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work
- "...and I
especially thank you for my excellent boss,
Amen!"
- "Ah, the
unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
the workaholic!"
- "Auggh!
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
- "Boy, that
cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off!"
- "Gee, I
thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
- "I was
working smarter-not harder."
- "I'm doing
the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise
Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last
mandatory seminar you made me attend."
- "I'm in
the management training program."
- "It worked
well for Reagan, didn't it?"
- "It's okay...
I'm still billing the client."
- "Just
pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
- "Oh, Hi, I
was trying to pick up my contact lens without
my hands."
- "Oh, Man!
Come in at 6 in the morning and look what
happens!"
- "This is a
highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related
stress."
- "This is
in exchange for the six hours last night when
I dreamed about work!"
- "This is
one of the seven habits of highly effective
people!"
- "You don't
discriminate against those with Latent
Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?"
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