An office manager
had money problems & had to fire an employee,
either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the
employee who came late to work the next morning.
Well, both employees came to work very early. Then
the manager thought he would catch the first one who
took a coffee break.
Unfortunately,
neither employee took a coffee break. Then the
manager decided to see who took the longest lunch
break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch
break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the
manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave
work the earliest, and both employees stayed after
closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the
manager went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a
terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or
Jack off."
Jill said, "Well,
you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."
