How to
Tell You Need a New Secretary
HOW TO TELL YOU NEED
A NEW SECRETARY
- She has a hard
time alphabetizing a bag of M&Ms.
- She doesn't get
the hang of Post-it Notes.
- You have to
frequently scrape tippex off her computer
monitor.
- At the board
meeting for which she is recording the
minutes, she stops the proceedings to ask,
"What did fatso say?"
- Your customers
come around only during her lunch period;
they peek around the door asking, "Is
the coast clear?"
- When she gets
low on typing paper she asks you what to do;
you tell her to use copy paper. She then
takes a blank piece of typing paper, puts it
into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.
- She rolls her
hosiery to just below the knee and keeps it
there by tying it in a knot.
- The Ringling
Brothers Clown College announces that she has
won a prize for her original make-up.
- She tries to
fax chocolate chip cookies to her daughter in
college.
- She staples her
thumbs together more frequently than once a
week.
- Types 60 words
per minute..... but not in English.
- She wears
tippex for nail polish.
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