Ways Hell
is Better Than Your Job
- Your coffee
stays hot all day!
- Never have to
look very far to find the legal department.
- In Hell, you *know*
who drank your Coke in the fridge -- Satan!
- 30% fewer
"Dilbert" cartoons in the break
room.
- In Hell, that
devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in
handy.
- You get to
spend more time with your spouse now.
- No more
wondering if the boss hates you.
- Riding to work
in a handbasket beats the hell out of public
transportation.
- Hourly dunks in
searing pools of molten lava actually quite
invigorating.
- Surfing porno
sites all day scores *major* points with the
boss!
- Your office:
One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full
House" cast member every Friday.
- Your job? Suit
and tie.
Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!
- Ferocious
reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty
joke now and then without threatening a
sexual harassment complaint.
- Microwave
popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!
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