| Old Phrase |
New Phrase |
| No fucking
way |
I'm not
certain that's feasible. |
| You've got
to be shitting me |
Really? |
| Tell
someone who gives a fuck |
Perhaps you
should check with ... |
| Ask me if I
give a fuck |
Of course
I'm concerned. |
| It's not my
fucking problem |
I wasn't
involved in that project. |
| What the
fuck? |
Interesting
behavior. |
| Fuck it, it
won't work |
I'm not
sure I can implement this. |
| Why the
fuck didn't you tell me that sooner? |
I'll try to
schedule that. |
| When the
fuck do you expect me to do this? |
Perhaps I
can work late. |
| Who the
fuck cares? |
Are you
sure it's a problem? |
| He's got
his head up his ass |
He's not
familiar with that problem. |
| Eat shit |
You don't
say. |
| Eat shit
and die |
Excuse me? |
| Eat shit
and die motherfucker |
Excuse me,
sir? |
| What the
fuck do they want from me |
They
weren't happy with it? |
| Kiss my ass |
So you'd
like help with it? |
| Fuck it.
I'm on salary |
I'm a bit
overloaded at the moment. |
| Shove it up
your ass |
I don't
think you understand. |
| This job
sucks |
I love a
challenge. |
| Who the
hell died and made you boss |
You want me
to take care of this? |
| Blow me |
I see. |
| Blow
yourself |
Do you see? |
| Another
fucking meeting |
Yes, we
should discuss this. |
| I really
don't give a shit |
I don't
think it will be a problem. |
| Fuck you |
How nice.
How very nice! |
| He's a
fucking prick. |
He's
somewhat insensitive. |
| She's a
ball busting bitch. |
She's an
aggressive go getter. |
| You don't
know what the fuck you're doing. |
I think you
could use more training. |
