Famous
People's Next Job Interview
- Julius Caesar
-- My last job involved a lot of office
politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get
away from all that.
- Jesse James --
I can list among my experience and skills:
leadership, extensive travel, logistical
organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security
measures at numerous banks.
- Marie
Antoinette -- My management style has been
criticized, but I'd like to think of myself
as a people person.
- Joseph
Guillotine -- I can give your company a head
start on the competition.
- Hamlet --My
position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
- Lucretia Borgia
-- My greatest accomplishment? After I took
over the department, our competition just
seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
- Genghis Khan --
My primary talent is downsizing. On my last
job I downsized my staff, my organization,
and the populations of several countries.
- MacBeth --
Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look
like the kind of guy who would knock off his
boss for a promotion?
- Lady Godiva --
What do mean this isn't business casual?
- Elvis -- My
last boss and I...say, are you going to eat
those fries?
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