The heaviest element
known to science is Managerium.
This element has no
protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1
neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25
assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant
vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a
half-life of three years, at which time it does not
decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to
reorganization.
Its molecules are
held together by means of the exchange of tiny
particles known as morons.
