- Employees Suck -
[ Home ] [ Bulletin Board ] [ Handbook ] [ Benefit programs ] [ Humor ]

Office Phrases that Sound Dirty but Aren't....

  • I need to whip it out by 5
  • Mind if I use your laptop?
  • Just stick it in my box
  • If I have to lick one more, I'll gag
  • I want it on my desk, NOW!
  • HMMMMMMMM...I think it's out of fluid
  • My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish
  • It's any entry-level position
  • When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  • It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
  • Have you looked through her briefs?
  • He is one hard judge
  • Counselor, let's do it in chambers
  • His attorney withdrew at the last minute
  • Is it a penal offense?
  • Better leave the handcuffs on
  • For $200 an hour, she better be good!
  • Can you get him to drop his suit?
  • The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
  • Think you can get me off?

Copyright ©2004-2007 The Cyber Web Inc