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The Dime-a-Minute Rate

• Customer: I'm calling about the "dime-a-minute" rate. I want to sign up for that.
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• Phone Company: Certainly, Sir! Just let me get some information from you.
• Customer: Right, well, can you go ahead and tell me when I'll get my first check?
• Phone Company: What, Sir?
• Customer: Well, since you're going to give me a dime a minute, I wondered when I'll start getting paid.
• Phone Company: No, Sir, we don't PAY you.
• Customer: You mean this is a FRAUD?
• Phone Company: No, Sir! It's just that we don't PAY you the dime a minute. Let me let you talk to a supervisor.

  ....long conversation with supervisor...

• Phone Company: Now do you understand, Sir?
• Customer: I guess so. Could we talk about the "friends-and-family" plan? I've always wanted a little brother.