After a 2 year
study, the National Science Foundation has determined
the following results on Corporate America's
recreational activities.
- The sport of
choice for unemployed or jailed people is
BASKETBALL.
- The sport of
choice for maintenance employees is BOWLING.
- The sport of
choice for line workers is FOOTBALL.
- The sport of
choice for Supervisors is BASEBALL.
- The sport of
choice for Middle Management is TENNIS.
- And finally,
the sport of choice for Upper Management is
GOLF.
CONCLUSION:
That the higher you are in the corporate structure,
the smaller your balls become.
