Company
Motivation Posters We'll Never See
- If you do a
good job and work hard, you may get a job
with a better company someday.
- It's only
unethical if you get caught.
- The light at
the end of the tunnel has been turned off due
to budget cuts.
- We put the
"k" in "kwality"
- If something
doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the
right thing. Artificial Intelligence is no
match for Natural Stupidity!
- A person who
smiles in the face of adversity probably has
a scapegoat.
- ABANDON ALL
HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
- We make great
money! We have great benefits! We do no work!
We are union members!
- 2 days without
a Human Rights Violation!
- Your job is
still better than asking "You want fries
with that?"
- If at first you
don't succeed, try management.
- At least you're
not being rectally probed by aliens.
- Never quit
until you have another job.
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