MEMORANDUM
From: Headquarters - New York
To: General Managers
Next Thursday at 10:30 Haley's Comet will appear over
this area. This is an event which occurs only once
every 75 years. Notify all directors and have them
arrange for all employees to assemble on the Company
lawn and inform them of the occurrence of this
phenomenon. If it rains, cancel the day's observation
and assemble in the auditorium to see a film about
the comet.
MEMORANDUM
From: General Manager
To: Managers
By order of the Executive Vice President, next
Thursday at 10:30, Haley's Comet will appear over the
Company lawn. If it rains, cancel the day's work and
report to the auditorium with all employees where we
will show films: a phenomenal event which occurs
every 75 years.
MEMORANDUM
From: Manager
To: All Department Chiefs
By order of the phenomenal Vice President, at 10:30
next Thursday, Haley's Comet will appear in the
auditorium. In case of rain over the Company lawn,
the Executive Vice President will give another order,
something which occurs only every 75 years.
MEMORANDUM
From: Department Chief
To: Section Chiefs
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President
will appear in the auditorium with Haley's Comet,
something which occurs every 75 years. If it rains,
the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet
and order us all out to our phenomenal Company lawn.
MEMORANDUM
From: Section Chief
To: All EA's
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the Company
lawn, the phenomenal 75 year old Executive Vice
President will cancel all work and appear before all
employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Haley
and his Comets.
