Applications are
invited for the position of Departmental Brown Nose.
Position Description:
It is common
practice in the computing industry for senior members
of staff to have their planning strategies subject to
positive evaluation. This is commonly referred to
outside the industry as 'being sucked up to'. This
practice is typically performed by a person of low or
irrelevant technical standing wishing to distinguish
themselves by their presence and input at meetings
for which they have a minimal or no understanding.
Complimenting and Agreeing with senior staff and
their poorly thought-out plans is the typical
implementation of this position. The position is
typically advertised under a job-pseudonym and
regraded without notification by other members of
staff, usually at a departmental social function to
which the applicant is not invited.
