Ten Best
Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. "They told
me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they
raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
You probably got here just in time"
7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating
against people who practice yoga?"
4. "Why did you (continued below) interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our company's
biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken...."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping
at your desk:
1. "... And, finally, let us pray for the future of
our company. Amen."
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